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Shit happens!


- Taoism: Shit happens.

- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn´t really shit.

- Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

- Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

- Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

- Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

- Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

- Islam # 4: If shit happens, take a hostage.

- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

- Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

- Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

- Episcopalian: It´s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

- Methodist: It´s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

- Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

- Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

- Unitarian #2: What is this shit?

- Lutheran: If shit happens, don´t talk about it.

- Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

- Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it´s okay.

- Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.

- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

- Calvinism: Shit happens because you dont work.

- Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

- Creationism: God made all shit.

- Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

- Christian Science: When shit happens, don´t call a doctor - pray!

- Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.

- Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

- Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

- Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

- Darwinism: This shit was once food.

- Capitalism: That´s MY shit.

- Communism: It´s everybodys shit.

- Feminism: Men are shit.

- Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can´t live without us.

- Commercialism: Let´s package this shit.

- Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

- Idolism: Let´s bronze this shit.

- Existentialism: Shit doesn´t happen; shit IS.

- Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

- Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

- Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

- Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

- Mormonism #2: Shit happens again & again & again and again

- Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.

- Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

- Jehovahs Witnesses: Knock, Knock "Shit happens".

- Jehovahs Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

- Jehovahs Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

- Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

- Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

- Rastafarianism: Let´s smoke this shit!

- Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.

- Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

- Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?

- Agnostic #3: What is this shit?

- Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

- Atheism: What shit?

- Atheism #2: I can´t believe this shit!

- Nihilism: No shit.

-And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!


       
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