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Shit happens!
- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn´t really shit.
- Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
- Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
- Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
- Islam # 4: If shit happens, take a hostage.
- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
- Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
- Episcopalian: It´s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
- Methodist: It´s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
- Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
- Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
- Unitarian #2: What is this shit?
- Lutheran: If shit happens, don´t talk about it.
- Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
- Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it´s okay.
- Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Calvinism: Shit happens because you dont work.
- Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
- Creationism: God made all shit.
- Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
- Christian Science: When shit happens, don´t call a doctor - pray!
- Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
- Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
- Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
- Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
- Darwinism: This shit was once food.
- Capitalism: That´s MY shit.
- Communism: It´s everybodys shit.
- Feminism: Men are shit.
- Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can´t live without us.
- Commercialism: Let´s package this shit.
- Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
- Idolism: Let´s bronze this shit.
- Existentialism: Shit doesn´t happen; shit IS.
- Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
- Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
- Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
- Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
- Mormonism #2: Shit happens again & again & again and again
- Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
- Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
- Jehovahs Witnesses: Knock, Knock "Shit happens".
- Jehovahs Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
- Jehovahs Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
- Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
- Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
- Rastafarianism: Let´s smoke this shit!
- Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
- Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
- Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
- Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
- Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
- Atheism: What shit?
- Atheism #2: I can´t believe this shit!
- Nihilism: No shit.
-And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
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